今月の「シルバー川柳」

　私の家のすぐ前は倉賀野町上四地区の集会所「ふるさと」です。ここは元々空き家になった家を改造しました。ここでは上四地区の役員会議はもとより、いろいろ趣味の会が行われます。それは定期的に行なわる「オカリナの会」であったり、「折り紙の会」、「長寿会」が開かれたり、その他、趣味の会が行われます。その人たちに私の庭の花を見て戴くこともあります。

　この集会所の前に掲示板があり、今月の「長寿会お知らせ版」の中に、思わず笑ってしまう「シルバー川柳」が載っていたのでご紹介します。

Dear my FB friends who are crazy about human's joy

　Right in front of my house is "Furusato", the community center for the Kami-4th district of Kuragano-Town. It was originally a vacant house that was remodeled. In addition to Kami-4th district executive meetings, various hobby groups are held here. These include the regular Ocarina Club, Origami Club, Longevity Club, and other hobby groups. Sometimes these people also come to see the flowers in my garden.

　There is a bulletin board in front of this community center, and in this month's Longevity Club Announcement Edition, there was a funny "Silver Senryu" that means witty epigrammatic Japanese poems created by elderly people that I would like to share with you.

The English translation of "Silver Senryu" is as follows

〇 Actually, I'm a two-sword man who uses intravenous drip injection and compresses.

〇 My father wants a fancy name for his posthumous name in grave.

〇 We used to hold hands on date during young days, but now we hold hand for nursing care

〇 I woke up feeling fine this morning, so I will go to the hospital today.

〇 No credit cards, no cell phone, no damage such as swindle.

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