急に知る オミクロン太り 焦ったね

　今日は義兄の葬儀でした。ところが、家を出るとき誠に慌てふためきました。何に慌てふためいたと思いますか。

　ここ2～３年はコロナ禍のため多くの葬式が家族葬になり、私は全く葬式に出る機会がありませんでした。

　ところが、今朝、葬儀行く前になって礼服を着始めた時です。ズボンがどうやっても穿けず、ファスナーが上まで上がりません。

　つまり、私自身が「オミクロン太り」になっていたのです。葬式の時間は迫るし、お清めの献杯の音頭を頼まれているし、本当にどうしようと思いました。仕方なく、お腹を無理やり凹まし、ぎゅーぎゅーで穿きました。しかし、最も上のボタンは嵌らずで式に臨みました。葬式は滞りなくできました。暫く葬儀がないことを祈ります。

※心は嵐でした。https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ_pSbkwtjc

Dear my friends

　My brother-in-law's funeral ceremony was held today. However, when I left home, I was upset. What do you think about my upset?

　For the past few years, many funerals have become family funeral due to "COVID-19 pandemic" so that I have never had the opportunity to attend the funeral ceremony.

　However, this morning, when going to the funeral ceremony for my brother-in-law, and I start wearing formal wear, but I can't put on my trousers, and the zipper doesn't go up.

　In other words, actually I myself became "Omicron fat". The funeral time was approaching. In fact I was requested by MC to take a lead for a toast after the ceremony, so I really thought what to do. I had no choice but to dent my stomach forcibly and put it on. Furthermore, the top button did not fit, then I went to the ceremony. The funeral was completed without delay. I pray that there will be no funeral from now on.

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最近、日本瓦の家が激減してる

【拡大してご覧ください。】

　家の中の空気は温まると上昇します。このため、三階の窓を開けたままにして温まった空気を外に逃がし、自然の力で換気してます。しかし、昨日はそれが裏目に出て、窓から吹き込んだ夕立ちの雨で床が大分濡れました。一杯飲んでると一人では気づき難いです。今後は気をつけます。

　ところで、三階の窓から下を見ると一階の日本瓦がきれいに見えます。最近では日本瓦の家が少ないです。築２０年ですが、雨漏りはありません。

　瓦が激減してる理由は重いからでしょう。それは昨今、頻発する地震への対策と想われます。

　
 When it gets warm, the air in the house rises. For this reason, the warm air is released to the outside through the window on the third floor open, and it is naturally ventilated. However, yesterday it was backfired, and the rain blew through the window, and the floor got wet. It's hard to notice by myself, furthermore drinking alone. I will be careful from now on.

 By the way, when I look down from the window on the 3rd floor, I can see the Japanese roof tiles on the first floor beautifully. Recently, there are few Japanese tile houses. It is 20 years old since I built, but there is no leak.

 The reason why the roof tiles are drastically reduced is probably because it is heavy. It may be due to the countermeasure against recent frequent earthquakes.
   

さあ大変 暗証番号 打ち間違い

　早くも令和になって1ヶ月が経ちました。平成は３６４ヶ月でした。ところで、以前に私が金融機関のＡＴＭで暗証番号を間違って打ち込んだことを書きましたが、３回続けて間違ったら、そのカードは無効になり、使えなくなりました。

　２週間ほどかかって新たなカードが届き、一昨日やっとお金が引き出せました。私の金融機関の一つは遠方なので印鑑ですぐに下ろせません。暗証番号を２つ持ってる方は私のように勘違いしないように気をつけてください。

 One month has already passed since Reiwa era began. The Heisei period had 364 months. By the way, I wrote in the past that I accidentally made a mistake my Personal Identification Number three times in succession at the financial institution's ATM, as the result, my card became invalid. I did not use the card no longer.

 After It took about two weeks, a new card has arrived, and finally I was able to withdraw money the day before yesterday. Since one of my financial institutions is far away, so I could not withdraw it with a seal immediately. If you have two PINs, be careful not to make a mistake like me.

成長期 椅子での生活 有利でしょう

近年は生活様式がすっかり変化し、昔のように畳の部屋で正座したり、胡坐をかくことがなくなりました。先日、倉賀野町内で新年会があり、畳の部屋だったので長い足が疲れてしまい、お酒を美味しく飲めませんでした。足の健康のために、またロコモ対策として椅子を使う生活が正しいかもしれません。子供たちの背を欧米人のように高くするには正座でなく、椅子が良いと考えます。生活様式も子供たちの健やかな成長を第一に考えたい。

　
In recent years the way of life has changed completely in our nation, As in the past, sitting in a tatami room or sitting by cross legged is gone. The other day, there held a New Year 's party at Kuragano-town, it was a tatami room, as the result, my long feet got tired and I could not drink liquor deliciously. For the health of our feet, using a chair may be correct for the health of our legs and anti-locomotive syndrome countermeasure. Particularly In order to raise the children's stature high for the same level as Westerners, I think that the using chair life is more effective and healthy against sitting on tatami-mat.

We should think about the children's healthy growth first.